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“Do you think Guillermo has done something different with his hair recently?” Nadja squints at him suspiciously. “How the fuck should I know? What are you getting at here?” “I… I don’t know. Does he seem different to you?” “Are you trying to fuck the human?” “Nadja, don’t be so loud—“ “Are you trying to fuck the fucking human?!” Nadja slams the book shut and feverishly leans forwards in her seat. “After depriving poor Lazlo of his sweet sweet virgin flesh-“ “Please do not remind me,” “-and then not laying a finger on him for ten years, you are now telling me you’re going to fuck his silly human brains out? Are you fucking kidding me?” Nandor puts his head in his hands. “I… not fuck him, I…” Nadja stares at him. “You are… wait a fucking fuck…you don’t mean?” *** Nandor’s thoughts on The Slap and its ensuing consequences.

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