Fics like Before Dawn

Guillermo was going to faint. He just knew it. He was going to faint, with an erection, in a crypt with two unbelievably horny vampires. He would probably hit his head on the way down and warrant an ambulance visit, too, so that they too could relish in the madness of this current situation. A story for the ages. Some weird Persian guy dressed like a vampire; a pompous middle-aged Steampunk cosplayer, and a nerd with his head cracked open. Post-season 2, episode 9. Guillermo somehow finds himself stuck in a room with two very horny vampires

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