Fics like The Hot Pocket of Despair

"I was never really that into the whole vampire thing," Jenna confessed. Guillermo stared blankly at her, jealousy boiling inside him. The gift of immortality, such immense power, given to some mediocre girl who 'wasn't that into the whole vampire thing.' "Even when I was going through my Twilight phase, I was always Team Jacob," said Jenna with a sigh. "He was just so much cuter."

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