Fics like slow like honey

Guillermo returns to Staten Island from England angry, exhausted, and determined to keep himself at a distance from the maniacal, pathetic, self-centered vampires he once called family. His resolve lasts for about five minutes. Instead, he finds himself in a semi-accidental deep dive into parenthood, hand in irritable hand with one pompous, goth dandy. And, surprisingly enough, a decade's worth of longing for his Na-for Nandor hasn't just up and disappeared now that Guillermo has a boyfriend. Who would have thought?

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