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"I make no secret of my purpose upon these shores," Dracula pronounces, snapping shut the book in his hands. "I have journeyed here with the anticipation of settling a long-held and very personal matter of revenge. Information has reached me that upon this very island, my ancient enemy, Van Helsing, has been reborn." "Ohh..." says Nadja, nodding in a way that makes her whole upper body bob slightly. "Yes, okay. That would about do it, I suppose." The camera doesn't linger on her. It's busy capturing Guillermo having what looks to be a small, quiet panic attack.

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