Fics like enough of the brutal and the border

“It’s not even 11pm.” Guillermo crosses his arms. “I’m going to McDonald’s.” Nandor raises an eyebrow. “To eat?” “No, to do pilates,” Guillermo snarks. “Yes, to eat. You know, that silly thing humans have to do. Which I am, by the way. Still human! In case you had forgotten.” “Stop with this,” Nandor grumbles. And then, “Okay. I will come with you to the McDonald’s. I will get my going-out cloak.” Guillermo stares at Nandor, who is already turning to walk away. He stammers, “But… why?” Nandor whirls back around dramatically. “You are the one who wanted to ‘hang out’,” he snaps. “So stop with this questioning.” And then he’s off, stomping up the stairs in an unwarranted hurry. Or: Guillermo and Nandor try to navigate their "friendship" now that Guillermo is a cool vampire murderer. It's super.

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