Fics like I Would Leave, If Only I Could Find a Reason

“Holy shit,” Mac breathed. All his life, he had only ever been sure of one thing, and that was the existence of God. God made sense to him, even if Catholicism didn’t. Though he had left seminary in shame, unable to keep up with the demands of priesthood, he still felt certain that God was there. What he hadn’t considered, however, was the existence of things outside of God. Vampires, for example. He stood, frozen, as he watched Dennis forcefully bite into the man’s neck. Blood gurgled out of the man’s lips and neck as Dennis greedily sucked. He should be running, he realized. He should go get help. This was a murder! It was wrong! But somehow, Mac couldn’t look away. He was mesmerized. Dennis mercilessly tore into his victim and this should sicken Mac. Under the yellow lights of the city, as Dennis slurped down mouthfuls of human blood, Mac couldn’t help but think that he looked sort of…pretty. AKA Mac works as a loyal familiar to the vampire Dennis Reynolds, and tries not to let his big gay feelings get in the way. Meanwhile, Dennis Reynolds battles vampire depression while trying to keep his attractive familiar at an arm's length.

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