Fics like cleanin' up bottles with you (on new year's day)

“So…you don’t wanna bet, then?” Mac asks, in the same borderline-flirtatious tone. Dennis furrows his brow. “On what? Whether or not he’s gay? Because he’s clearly—” “No, on who that dude would rather kiss at midnight.” Dennis raises an eyebrow. “Well, we have about an hour to find out. Twenty bucks.” Mac reaches for a handshake, and the deal is done. ~~ Or: It's New Year's Eve, and Paddy's Pub is unusually busy. When Mac declares that he's found his New Year's Kiss (a random Beefcake across the bar), something in Dennis flares, and a bet ensues. One of them will be kissing this guy at midnight, and Dennis is determined for it to be him. Not because he particularly wants to kiss the man, but because he *doesn't* want Mac to. (As is typical for Macdennis, things don't go to plan.)

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