Fics like i lied about the whales

"You can't eat cereal," Guillermo tells Nandor when he joins him at the back of the store. Nandor holds up a box of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and says, "The sexy tiger wants me to solve his puzzle. He is challenging me." Guillermo studies the children's quiz on the back of the box. "And how is that going?" "I'll need a little longer in this establishment." Or: Guillermo and Nandor hit the road. They try to talk about their feelings.

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