Fics like if i die here tonight, i die in my sleep

“Fine!” Guillermo said, standing up. “Well, if you’re not going to help me, I’m going to find someone who will. There’s gotta be some sort of crew on this boat-” “Oh, no, you don’t!” Nadja shouted, pushing him back down into the box. He yelped in surprise. “You are not alerting the crew to the fact that they have a chubby little stowaway-” Guillermo stood back up, glaring at her. “Well, I’m getting back to shore somehow, so-” “And how the fuck are you going to explain your presence on this boat to the humans up there?” “I’ll figure something out! I have to!” “No, you fucking don’t!” “You don’t get it! Nandor is all alone-” “Oh, I don’t get it? You think I don’t get it? You think I don’t get having a huge fucking idiot for a husband who does piss-brained stunts if he gets a bad feelings instead of talking about them? Because that is the very situation I am in right now!” ----- Aka, speedrun of the emotional developments that I want from season 4. Ft. excessive romantic nonsense

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