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“What the blazes! Nadja, darling, come here!” Laszlo calls from the doorway to Nandor’s crypt. “Is it witches again?,” Nadja asks, following Laszlo into the room with a look of trepidation. “Laszlo I told you to get rid of that–Oh! A little mortal has snuck into Nandor’s crypt!” The vampire couple stand over the open coffin, peering down at your prone form with twin looks of disgust. “That’s what I thought, but look!” Laszlo reaches down and brushes your hair off your forehead to reveal the letters written in black permanent marker, Nandor - 11/3/20. “Ew,” Nadja frowns, “he’s keeping food in his coffin?” Laszlo nods with a look of outraged vindication, “And he calls me unhygienic!” *** Nandor saves you for later.

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