Fics like I Now Pronounce You Mr. and Mrs. Poop

“Dad, your hand looks like it’s covered in sh—poop.” Buck is definitely glad he catches himself just in time, remembering he’s in the presence of a child who has taken on the definitely not annoying trait of copying random words Chris says. “See?” Buck exclaims, pointing to Eddie but looking at Theo. “Now who’s Mr. Poop?” Theo giggles, a beautiful sound that makes Buck’s heart squeeze. “You’re still Mistah Poop,” Theo declares. “But…” Buck looks around the kitchen, hoping someone will back him up. The Diaz boys are no help. He should probably kick them out for apparently siding with the toddler and not the man they’ve known for almost nine years. “He’s the one with the poop hand!” Theo giggles again, of course—Buck just said poop. The phrase “poop hand” is probably being filed away for Theo to repeat again at the most inconvenient of times, likely when Diedra comes for a surprise visit or when Theo finally meets his parents—if that ever happens, of course. “Yeah, he’s Mrs. Poop!” or; A casual night of baking leads to Theo marrying Buck and Eddie, somehow. Buck is definitely normal about it and doesn't spiral for the next 36+ hours (this is a lie).

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