Fics like there's no i in team, but there's a u in stupid

He has roughly fifteen minutes of soccer left. He could just sit here and watch the game like a normal person. Or. “It’s actually been kind of a rough year for them,” he says, letting his voice drop a little. Sun Hat Lady immediately leans in closer. “Like, they almost didn’t make it.” “Oh no,” she breathes. “Oh, honey.” “Yeah, it was… I mean, I don’t want to get into it.” He absolutely wants to get into it. “But basically, Theo— my little brother, number seven, the one who keeps—” A whistle blows. Theo’s committed another foul. This one might actually be assault — Chris isn’t a legal expert but Theo basically used that kid as a speed bump. “—doing that. So, Theo wasn’t planned. And when my dad, the blonde one, told my other dad, it was like…” Chris exhales wearily, having seen too much. “They were struggling. Communication issues. You know how it is.” Sun Hat Lady nods gravely. She knows how it is. Or, Sometimes you have to make up a story and involve some soccer moms to get your stupid dad and his stupid best friend to kiss.

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