Fics like You Can't Dance at Two Weddings

“Do you want to be my date?” Lex purred around a sip of champagne. Clark choked, water droplets spilling down his chin. “Is that a yes or a no?” Two and a half years into Superman’s rise, Lex Luthor asks Clark Kent to S.O.L.──Europe’s largest sustainable tech conference──as his date. Clark says yes. As friends. It's only two weeks. He can keep things professional. If only it were that easy. Most people think Lex’s feud with Superman begins and ends online. They’re wrong. Meanwhile, Lois is chasing Intergang, the conference feels off, and Lex is charming in ways that feel a little too deliberate. Oh──and Superman is on the guest list.

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