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If asked before this evening, Tuco probably would’ve said he couldn’t imagine Angel Eyes having sex at all. And he definitely wouldn’t have said he wanted to take his sloppy seconds. However. (Or: Blondie is too repressed to have sex sober, but his "it's not gay IF" repression loophole/kink is getting absolutely trashed and letting whoever's around use him. Angel Eyes knows this. Tuco is about to find out.)

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