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Blondie can barely stand to think of his hometown. Small, isolated, ugly. It would get so cold each and every winter—the chill would settle into your bones and make it hard to move. Blondie hated that most, the way it stuck you in place, more than the small, crumbling church, or the unromantic roads, or the hole in their roof. It doesn’t make sense that he could’ve come from a place like that. Or: five lies Blondie tells and one tr—oh, no? No, that’s all. Yeah, just those five. Alright, then.

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