Fics like (i can't wait for you to) shut me up

The worst part of all of this, Wade thinks, is that Logan is devastatingly sexy with Wade's blood all over him, and even though he really did just verbally tear Wade a brand-new asshole, insult his ex-girlfriend, and stab him at least a hundred and fifty-three times with his horrible knife hands, Wade would still, regrettably, smash. In fact, he'd like to. He'd like to a lot. (In which Wade tries a new tactic.)

You may also like

  1. so you want to start a war by magentastorm (Deadpool (Movieverse))
  2. Nothing Spacious About This Interior by A%20menace%20with%20a%20pen, ActuallyAMenace (Deadpool (Movieverse))
  3. just can't get too much of you, baby (it's never, it's never enough) by obihoebikenobi (Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), more)
  4. a little bit more than hand holding by obihoebikenobi (Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), more)
  5. Show Me Your Claws by HeavensAche (Deadpool (Movieverse))
  6. Grab It And Growl by KandiSheek (Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe)
  7. where soul meets body by Edgebug (Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse))
  8. Twice Upon an Odyssey by lkst (Deadpool (Movieverse))
  9. Claws Out by pacifica_angelic (Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), more)
  10. At First Chance, I'd Take The Bed Warmed by The Body by absentcigarettes (Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse))
  11. sex pollen and scrambled eggs by LukeQatwalker (Deadpool (Movieverse))
  12. I’m Down on My Knees (I Wanna Take You There) by ephemeralbaby (Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), more)
  13. Finally Hit Fuck It by murdertrashbabyrat (Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool & Wolverine)
  14. Claws by Vera_Lefae (Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies))
  15. Surviving You (Loving You) by Wr4tttttthh (Deadpool (Movieverse))
  16. be still my foolish heart, don't ruin this on me by Str4b3rryb1tch (Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse))
  17. knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re eating me out (is it casual now?) by NotesAppWitch (Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, more)
  18. electrochemistry by Edgebug (Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse))
  19. FMLYHM by TaxEvasionAtTheBatcave (Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies))
  20. “The New Honda Commercial Looks Good” by FatherBroken (Deadpool (Movieverse))