Fics like Claws Out

"You know, I always thought you were a fucking idiot, but I wouldn’t have pegged you for a slut. Are you always this easy, bub?” Wade knows that the old man is just trying to rile him up, but fuck him if he doesn’t appreciate some good old degrading (especially when it comes from the DILFiest DILF in the multiverse). “Not always, but I’m feeling romantical today, baby boy,” Wade exclaims in the most annoying tone he can muster up. “So are you gonna fuck me? Or are we gonna keep doing this whole fighting in order to have a masculine manly-man outlet to touch each other and deny the obvious sexual tension between us?” (The Honda Odyssey scene reimagined)

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