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Wade lets out a low chuckle, breathless and goddamn needy as he lies like a paid whore in the back of the family car. His legs spread wide, one hooked over the remains of the passenger seat and the other resting on the island, foot leaning against the handbrake which he’s pretty sure isn’t supposed to be bent at a ninety-degree angle. The position all but frames his hard dick, showcasing it as he lies there, turned on and bloody and on a goddamn fucking high. He throws his head back, unable to resist pressing the handle of his knife against his throbbing erection just for any sense of relief. Shameless. “I take it all back…” He all but purrs, low and bloodthirsty. “The Honda Odyssey fucks hard.”

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