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Logan withdrew his claws and stabbed them through his throat instead. Unfortunately he missed the vocal chords. “Not quite the kind of penetration I had in mind…” Wade choked out. “...but figures TPTB are too chickenshit to let us go beyond innuendo and subtext. Bastards.” He pulled his claws out with a frustrated huff. “Does anything ever make you shut up? Don’t answer that.” “Kinda stating the obvious here, but I can’t talk if you stick your dick in my mouth.”

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