Fics like knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re eating me out (is it casual now?)

“Y’know,” Wade says, voice warped funny around Logan’s grip on his face, “I did not fail to keep a stripper for lack of ability in bed, if that’s what you were wondering.” “I don’t believe that. You never stop talking.” “They don’t call me the merc with a mouth for nothing, daddy.” Wade tries to lick the blood off Logan’s face and misses by a hair’s breadth. Logan shoves him back down to the center console and Wade howls. It fucking hurts, but he still gets a little moan in there because his pain-pleasure wires got crossed a long time ago and it pisses Logan off, two for the price of one. Over his voice he hears Logan growl, “Stop calling me that!” “What, augh, god, ow, what would you prefer? Sir? Master? Professor? Fuck—“ Wade’s got a better angle to grind on now and Logan’s hand gripping his jaw is doing it for him. “Or we can go the other way, huh, princess?”

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