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It's a hot, steamy summer evening when Mike "Hate-The-Gays" Pence discovers the wonders of his horse's outside. It's a cold Halloween night, and Marlon Bundo snuggles with his boyfriend while Mike discovered different comfort in the graveyard. It's a damp sewer, and Ted Cruz finally feels at peace with the rats he grew up with. It's a bright, sunshiny day and Tucker Carlson is ready to eat some M&M goodness.

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