Fics like unless you mean murder

“Would you do anything for me?” Mac huffed as he sat back against the cushions. His eyes darted around in thought, considering the question. “Pretty much anything, yeah,” he said, then paused, a finger shooting up, “Unless you mean murder. The Church is pretty clear on that. Sixth commandment. I can't go to hell for murder.” “Alright,” Dennis spoke quietly, like he was agreeing to the terms. “No murder. Got it.” Dennis tries, and fails, to find the line.

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