Fics like I have no fucks to give and I must make god awful coffee orders

You are a barista at a coffee shop near a college and AM is a English lit student who keeps ordering increasingly elaborate drinks to torture you also, almost all coffee orders mentioned are orders made by real humans who exist, so if you want a reason to hate humanity this story will give you one.

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