Fics like oh, quiet down, i've had enough (i'm wishing you're here but i'm wishing you're gone)

based on a tumblr post by violet138: "Funny fic idea would be "Billionaire Bruce Wayne drops by the Watchtower to check on his investment". Clark spots him and makes a beeline all, "there you are" and then spots the tux and the reporter and clams his jaw shut before entering Superman mode. For the rest of the day, he and Diana struggle to not refer to him as Batman or act too familiar as he acts super duper bubbly and nearly goads Ollie into giving away his secret identity. Hal finds him hilarious and Idiotic in equal measure and shit talks Batman to him." Or in other words: the watchtower is screwed, clark is screwed, and bruce is definitely going to kill him after this.

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