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As soon as the box came into vision, the bat stilled, he seemed visually displeased and grunted. "Ugh not the fucking riddler" He said, with a grimace. Then, silence. Everyone paled and looked about to faint. They froze and some looked around unsure. Did batman grimace? Did batman just say 'Ugh'?! Those were the questions on the mind of the most of the members in the room. Even Diana looked quite puzzled, J'onn only seemed curious, though. Only Clark wasn't too stunned since he was the one who spoke. "Bruce... Are you— Are you drunk" "...No?" Bruce answered too slow, with the tone more likely to be a question than an affirmation. "Why?" "Why do you smell like... wine?" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Justice League calls Batman for help with a case, they just didn't expect him coming drunk. TW: Vomiting in a flowerpot and cringe

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