Fics like Bat Thirst

Green Lantern grinned like a Cheshire cat. “You know the debates online about the most attractive league member? Well, everyone in the League settled those on day one even before we knew who everyone was behind the masks. Let me tell you, Batman is hot as sin and there is no man or woman in this world that can compete with his beauty. Wonder Woman was hand sculpted by the gods themselves and even she concedes to Batman’s adonis charms.” In light of the Green Lantern's recent comment, people have taken to the internet to express their opinions on our resident Bat. Some have taken extreme measures (cough, by getting arrested) and others catcall him from the street as he swings from roof to roof. All Bruce wants is for it all to stop and for people to start fearing him again instead of this!

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