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Huh. Y'know what, maybe it'll take a few more weeks for him to fully grasp the mischief one small Petey can cause. Because where he'd expected the kid to be drawing, tinkering with some gadget, or even just entertaining Dogman in a game of fetch, this is... Worse. So, so much worse. Lil Petey sits proudly atop Dogman's back at the end of the entryway, the mutt reared up on his hind legs not unlike that of a horse. The kitten's head is practically drowning in a cowboy hat that came from god-knows-where, a sight that Petey would usually burn into his memory before feigning annoyance over. But for once he can't. His shoulders remain square, rigid even as the door bumps into his shoulder in its feeble attempt to close behind him. Wide, green eyes remain ensnared by the sickeningly familiar device that sits in Lil Petey's paws. A device with blue and pink components and a simple heart engraved deep into the barrel of a gun- Y'know, for only being a few weeks into coparenting Lil Petey, Petey's gotta admit that he's beginning to get the hang of it. Now if only he could get Dogman to start taking it as seriously as he is.

Fics like How Hard Is It to Keep a Child Out of Trouble? (Extremely Hard, Apparently)

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