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A shrill and urgent noise like a cat being flattened by a steamroller began to emanate from the bassinet. "I've heard they sleep with their eyes open," Vimes said, attempting to project his voice over the wailing. "What?" "What?" "I know they sleep with their eyes open sometimes, Sam, but I really do think he's awake. It's the screaming that's tipping me off."

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