Fics like laws of statistics being what they are, he shouldn't be on this couch

Havelock Vetinari awoke in Sybil Ramkin’s drawing room and knew immediately where he was and what had happened, and immediately refused to take it lying down—except that he was presently entirely incapable of standing up, so there wasn’t a choice, really.

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