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Vimes waved that stupid idea off. "Oh, right, you'll just go move into your empty old house — sorry, empty old childhood home — in Ankh and live by yourself till you die, of course. You'll have the rats whipped into shape in no time. … Sir." Vetinari looked blank in an extremely suspicious way. -- Scenes from a retirement.

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