Fics like The Best Laid (Evil) Plans...

...are meant to go awry, if just a little less. Damn Xisuma's pathetic, pitiful, abominable self-care. - Ex visits his brother for both business and pleasure. It ends up all business, no pleasure, too much parrots, and somehow reminding Hermits what an off-switch is with the power of implied violence. Xisuma wasn't supposed to thwart his plans before his evil plans could even be thwarted!

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