Fics like The Most Dangerous Snackies

Astarion was not really being the good camp vampire he had promised to be. He was just much better at not getting caught when he went for late night in-house nibbles. You know sometimes you’re hungry in the middle of the night and its a pain to go out and get something to eat because you are very lazy? So, instead you’ll just wander around the kitchen till something looks good. Totally the same thing. If nobody knows you’re doing something that's the same thing as not doing it, right? No harm done! Though this time he wasn't even hungry, but instead pissed off about what a certain hero said about him when said hero thought Astarion couldn't hear. So our favorite vampire retaliates in a way that makes sense to him and only him. Alas, Astarion has the worst luck in the world and Karlach catches him having some Blade of the Frontiers juice as a midnight snack. Will she raise up a ruckus or try to deal with the misbehaving vampire on her own? No need to read the rest of the series! Stand alone, just all in the same my writing canon~

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