Fics like Talking Nonsense

“I don't know why we spend so long discussing,” Jimmy finally spoke up, “The ocean knows how to handle parasites." Count Fwhip stood up with a bang as he slammed his clawed hands against the meeting table, wings flaring out behind him, “How dare you, you slimy little-” High Wizard Gem laid a hand on her brother’s shoulder and pushed him back down in his chair before he could leap across the table to attack Jimmy. But her glare was stuck on him, and her voice was like venom. “I never expected this from you, Codfather. I invite you to remember that King Sausage is still our brother despite his corruption, and that this is a slight against all the heirs of Mythland. An apology is in order.” A mistranslation leads to drama during a stressful House Blossom Alliance meeting, but with some revelations and cultural discussion, the emperors resolve it.

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