Fics like I’m not paying the heating bill, most of what I make just goes to food

“Whateverrrrr. A prick like youuuu deserves to die in a muuuuuch better way than a dumb blizaaaaard”, said Mask, shutting off the overhead light. Aloha stuck his tongue out at him. “Heheh, you care about me~” “If this blanket wasn’t eighteen pounds, you’d be finding out exactly what I think of youuuu.” Mask snapped, then turned on his heel and set off towards his bedroom. “Now go to sleep.” Or Aloha and Mask have a sleepover, and Mask’s house is way colder than Aloha expected it to be.

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