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“The deal is that if you can find my clit, I’ll marry you,” he finally said, resting his chin in his hand. Kal spluttered and Jaster almost wanted to laugh at the indignance on his face. “That’s it?” Kal demanded, “All we have to do is find your clit and presto? You’ll marry us?” Obi-Wan rolled his eyes, “Please, tell me how easy it’s going to be and how I’m just being ridiculous because you’re the best partner that’s ever existed and you’ve never had a single person with a vagina tell you that they didn’t come.” Kal looked so affronted that Jaster almost wanted to laugh at him. “Are you kidding me right now?” Kal asked, “You’re going to sit here and accuse me of being a bad partner?” “Oh for the love of- that’s not what I said,” Obi-Wan said, “I just said you can’t find my cli-.” “I could find your clit blindfolded with my hands handcuffed behind my back!” Kal cut him off in irritation.

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