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“Right,” Jamie says, nodding and shaking out his hands again, “okay, so it’s like- I’m straight, but I’m also not, and I’d love to be gay like Colin because it would piss off me dad so much, and if I came out in public that prick might actually have a heart attack, which would serve him dead right, you get me?” “I- sure,” Trent says, when it becomes clear that Jamie’s waiting for an answer. “Yes, I can- see how that might be a beneficial outcome.” Despite everything, he finds that he is weirdly pleased that Jamie is coming to him with this. He isn’t usually someone people ask for advice. Especially footballers. Especially footballers he's written articles about. Usually, they prefer to yell profanities at him and threaten him with bodily harm. Jamie, though - Jamie just seems to want some advice on how to suck Roy Kent's dick.

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