Fics like Fuck Marry Kill

‘Ok, Jamie. Fuck, marry, kill: Ted, Beard and Roy.’ ‘Marry Roy, fuck Beard, kill Ted,’ Jamie replies instantly. They hadn’t even given him a hard one, the answer was so obvious he didn’t even need to think before responding. Except by the few gasps he hears and the way his teammates are staring at him, they don’t agree, which is dumb because that’s objectively the right answer. Or Alternatively: A game of fuck marry kill leads to revalations for both Roy and Jamie and they compltely fail to be remotely normal about each other.

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