Fics like Happy Birthday, Enjoy Your Kidnapping

“Do you think this is a joke? I will kill your intern, Stark. He’s already proven to be a mouthy little brat, it would be my pleasure to silence him.” Tony let out a sigh. “Fine. Where do we do the exchange? And tell the kid the ransom’s coming out of his birthday presents.” Tattoo Guy, who had come back into the room, turned to look at Peter. “It’s your birthday?” Peter nodded. “Yup. I have really bad luck sometimes, so much so we’ve got a name for it, Parker Luck. And it totally extends to birthdays, believe it or not this is not my worst birthday in the least. There was this one year that May was obsessed with Great British Bake Off and wanted to try the Princess Cake and let me tell you-”

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