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“What’s with the sword theme?” She asks. “Aiglamene likes swords.” The walls of Scabbards are leaden with them, replicas of swords, pictures of swords, a suit of armor off in a corner holding–you guessed it–a sword. “So why not call the bar ‘Swords’?” “Well,” Gideon is only a little delighted that she’s asked this. “Imagine a sword is a dick, then a scabbard must be a–” “Ah.” “‘Pussys’ would be too on the nose for a lesbian bar, so Scabbards it is.” Gideon leans forward, hands on the counter and a conspiratorial tone in her voice. “You do know you’re in a lesbian bar, right?” “Yes, Griddle. I have eyes and critical thinking skills.” Harrow takes another too-big drink. “I didn’t know nuns went to lesbian bars.” Gideon says, to be a shit. Or: I was just gonna write a fun little thing about Gideon being a bartender and a drummer because I find both of those things attractive, and then 2k of tragic catholic guilt attached itself to Harrow like a revenant, so shit got angsty. There'll be porn in later chapters, I promise.

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