Fics like the honeymoon’s a killer, in my dark and sweaty room

Harrow wears pounds of eyeliner and nothing else, no concealer, no cute lipsticks, nothing. Harrow’s hair looks like it was cut by a drunk lawnmower and all her clothes were originally intended for someone about five feet taller than her. Harrow has never thought of shaving anything on her body. Gideon is fucking obsessed with her. AU Gideon and Harrow have been fucking for a few weeks when Harrow goes down on her—and Gideon learns to relax.

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