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It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam. "Very well,” she said. “Marry me, Camilla.” A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more. “Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.” Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly, “Why don’t you marry Gideon?” - or - Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?

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