Fics like I'm Not A Simple Man (And I Sail I Haunted Ship)

In every universe, it is a very baffling life to be a rank and file trooper on the Executor. There are Sith temper tantrums, officers who are made near cryptidic by scuttlebutt (did you hear Piett tore out a wookie’s throat with his teeth?), and odd little inconsistencies and behaviors of the ship itself. Piett can be seen addressing himself to flickering ceiling lights, Darth Vader is enigmatic and ominous, and Veers has been compared many times to an Arkanian cockroach. All of this is op spec aboard the Executor. But even by these standards, this universe is… a bit odd. Or: Lieutenant Hakal almost slams into General Veers in a darkened hallway at three in the morning. The General's face is lit from below by the datapad in his hands. In the low lighting, his eyes seem to glitter oddly. Veers stops and stares at him for a long moment, unblinking. “Sir?” Hakal asks tentatively. “I think my skin is vibrating,” the General says calmly. “...What the kark sir.” “I’ve had twelve cups of caf in the last hour.” He’s still staring.

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