Fics like There are Worse Outcomes to a Friday Night than Being Forcibly Adopted by a Super-Powered Teenager

“I reiterate, fuck your dad! I’m your dad now!” “Peter, bambino,” Tony sat stunned. He pulled Peter in closer to him and gently pressed a kiss to the top of Peter’s head, smiling, when Peter let out a happy hum and wiggled in his grip a bit. “God, kid, you’re too good for me.” “Too bad,” Peter said smugly. “You’re stuck with me now, I’m your dad. I’ve decided.” Tony laughed and they both ignored how it sounded a bit wet. He took a moment to compose himself before he spoke again. “How can you be my dad, if I’m supposed to be yours? I don’t think it can go both ways, bambino.” “Oh my god, you’re right!” Peter gasped and wriggled in Tony’s grip and tried to turn around, but Tony didn’t allow it. “What are we gonna do!”

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