Fics like they're gonna make me into sweet red wine

“You do not know yet how good you smell to a vampire, Guillermo,” he said, his voice low and rumbling. “We have all been so hungry for you since you first arrived here. It will be so, so good to make a feast of you, at last, to kiss them and taste your blood on their lips.”

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