Fics like Scott Smajor and Xornoth's {Terrible} guide to flirting with your crushes & ex-husband

How do you flirt with your crush? Normally it would be flowers and cute messages and chocolates To Scott and Xornoth though, that's not what flirting is. Fliritng to them is agressively pinning your crush against the wall, or killing them (causing them to respawn), or generally being a nusiance. ------ To those of you in the discord that inspired this: WHORENOTH

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