Fics like Five-Star Man

“I tell you that your hair looks good when it looks like shit! I let you use my gym membership and my Netflix account! I don’t understand what about me doesn’t say ‘five stars’! God’s sake, Mac, what else do you want me to do? Blow you?” The answer, obviously, is yes.

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