Fics like Sibling Rivalry

"Sweet Dee, you don't know anything about the game. In fact, I think I, a straight man, could seduce a man better than you ever could." Dee scoffs. "Psh, of course you could seduce some gay guy, they've got limited resources. Straight men have other women to go after, so it's not evenly balanced." Dennis raises his eyebrows. "No, you've misunderstood me. I wouldn't be going after some gay guy. I'm saying I could seduce a straight guy faster than you could, hands down. Hell, I could probably score with everybody in the damn gang before you could even get a date with some loser online."

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