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“Rule number one should be that you can't insult me in public.” “People are gonna realize we’re lying if I don’t insult you,” Devi says, tapping her pencil against the tabletop, “insulting each other is like, the focal point of our relationship.” “Wow, that’s really sad but really true,” Ben says, nodding, and tapping his fingers against the table, “we can insult each other, but, like… it has to be flirty. Heart eyes.” “Ew, don’t say heart eyes,” Devi says, wrinkling her nose, “that's gross.” “Fine, whatever, no heart eyes,” Ben says, “but we’ve gotta at least be able to fake some amount of attraction towards each other.” -- OR; in order to get Paxton's attention, Devi asks Ben to pretend to be her boyfriend.

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