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Inspired by; Killer Queen by Queen. ~~~~~ “Serafine is dating a mortal who claims to be sexually attracted to plants as well as people and she’s just going along with it because she’s getting pussy—“ “Excuse me?,” she laughed. “When you mute the group chat you miss important details, Kami.” “Her new girlfriend is definitely a psychopath and I forbid this relationship from progressing any further.” Anastasia snorted. “You forbid it, do you?” “I’m putting my foot down. If this continues, the next thing we know Serafine will have run off to join a cult or something, and we all know who will have to go rescue her when that eventually goes south. If I have to rescue one more member of this family from a cult I will not be pleased,” she huffed as she typed out a belligerent text message to Serafine. She was extremely protective of the people she loved, even if her attempts at making sure people didn’t inadvertently get themselves kidnapped or killed could come across as her being overly controlling. “Mortals. Bloody mortals. Sexually attracted to plants. I’ve heard it all. What, does she get herself off looking at those little house plants she has in her bedroom?”

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